Greenland
Our illustrious Fearless Leader has offered to buy Greenland. Greenland, the world’s largest island, is an autonomous kingdom within Denmark. Naturally, the Danish government refused to sell the island. It’s 2,166,086 sq km (836,330 sq mi)of land and ice, and home to approximately 55,877 people, who don’t want to be traded like a little boy calling “keepsies” when shooting marbles.
Many people in Greenland, Denmark, and the USA are using this incident as proof that our illustrious Fearless Leader is bat-scat crazy, and long overdue for the 25th Amendment.
A friend on Facebook suggested DJT was interested in Greenland because he thought anywhere with Green in the name would be good for a golf course. I thought everyone learned in grade school that Greenland was icy and Iceland is green. However, DJT has already demonstrated he knows less about the American Constitution than any grade school child who watched Schoolhouse Rock on YouTube.
I have heard that Prime Minister Frederiksen suggested buying the USA from Russia. I don’t know if that’s true or not. It’s getting harder to tell The Onion and other political satire sites from reality.
Thomas Wright suggested the president “crossed a line” when he cancelled a state visit to Denmark and a meeting with Prime Minister Frederiksen because she rejected his sale offer. Any sensible woman would be hesitant about meeting DJT, given his history of sexual harassment.
Also, China has expressed interest in Greenland, China, where both the president and his daughter have factories, China, which the president insists is a bigger threat to the American economy than his policies.
China wants influence over more of the world than just Asia. One more link.
Given that DJT’s concentration camps (no, I won’t apologize for using that phrase) prove he dislikes and distrusts brown-skinned people who don’t speak English, it seems odd he would want to buy an island where 80% of the people are Inuit.
{All opinions expressed herein are my own and not the responsibility of any other person or agency.}
